Her Slander Backfired

I was born with a unique gift: a slander-rebound system.

Any lie told about me boomerangs back onto the liar.

In high school, a classmate spread a rumor that I was a slut who’d slept with a bunch of old men.

That same day, he was picked up by a dozen older gentlemen and was soon hustling for them.

In college, my boyfriend’s childhood friend claimed I was the star of a viral porn clip.

That night, the face in every porn clip across the internet was replaced with hers.

After that, no one dared to breathe a word against me.