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The $88,000 Corporate Mascot: Getting Paid to Do Absolutely Nothing

The $88,000 Corporate Mascot: Getting Paid to Do Absolutely Nothing

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The $88,000 Corporate Mascot: Getting Paid to Do Absolutely Nothing is a novel in English; you can read chapters 1–4 free here on EditWrx Reads.

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The story

Penny Cash has always been a magnet for bad luck, until a boba tea scratch-off ticket won her $88,000 and her fortunes flipped. Now a struggling company's boss, Harrison Cole, is on the verge of bankruptcy and begs her to join as a lucky mascot. She accepts a monthly salary of $8,800, a four-day workweek, and a contract to do absolutely nothing but slack off.

Her luck proves real: the company revives, negotiations succeed, and Harrison raises her salary to $88,000. But when he marries Victoria Lodge and makes her Executive Vice President, Victoria discovers Penny's astronomical pay and, with Harrison unreachable on a business trip, resolves to fire her. Colleagues protest that Penny is their lucky charm, but Victoria accuses her of sleeping with the boss.

Insulted, Penny demands three months' severance and plans to leave—her best friend's new company upstairs is the perfect excuse. Victoria's severance gift may be exactly the escape Penny wanted.

Opening excerpt

To keep me around, the boss tried to seduce me with his looks. When that failed, he offered me a monthly salary of $88,000.

I didn't have to do any actual work. My everyday routine was just slacking off and getting paid for it.

Half a year later, the boss had a whirlwind wedding, and his new wife was helicoptered in as the Executive Vice President.

These are the opening lines of chapter 1. Keep reading →

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  1. Chapter 1~850 words
  2. Chapter 2~790 words
  3. Chapter 3~750 words
  4. Chapter 4~670 words
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  7. Chapter 7In the app
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  10. Chapter 10In the app
  11. Chapter 11In the app
  12. Chapter 12In the app
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  14. Chapter 14In the app
  15. Chapter 15In the app
  16. Chapter 16In the app
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Can I read The $88,000 Corporate Mascot: Getting Paid to Do Absolutely Nothing for free?

Yes — the first 4 chapters of The $88,000 Corporate Mascot: Getting Paid to Do Absolutely Nothing are free to read right here on EditWrx Reads, no sign-up needed. The rest of the story continues in the official app.

How many chapters are free here?

Chapters 1–4. Your place is saved on this device as you go, so you can stop and pick it up later tonight.

What happens after chapter 4?

Chapter 5 onward lives in the official app. Install it, enter the code 596916, and the story opens where this site leaves off.

What's The $88,000 Corporate Mascot: Getting Paid to Do Absolutely Nothing about?

Penny Cash has always been a magnet for bad luck, until a boba tea scratch-off ticket won her $88,000 and her fortunes flipped. Now a struggling company's boss, Harrison Cole, is on the verge of bankruptcy and begs her to join as a lucky mascot. She accepts a monthly salary of $8,800, a four-day workweek, and a contract to do absolutely nothing but slack off.

EditWrx Reads carries only the sample chapters and story details the publisher has cleared for preview. To read the whole book, use the official app.