Spell Gone Wild

It was all because, in my previous life, my wife's precious idealized lover, a libidinous playboy, went viral as a pickup artist and dumped every side effect of his indulgent lifestyle onto me.

He spent nights partying in hotel rooms with groups of women while I collapsed from kidney failure and was rushed to the ER.

He lounged in clubs with women in both arms, downing bottle after bottle, while I went into an allergic shock and nearly died.