Leaving Me Is Your Greatest Regret Ever

Reborn as a talking cow in a village, a former skeptic watches the cowherd Luke live out the tale she once mocked in school. Aurora, the fairy he trapped by hiding her feather coat, now weaves and tends their child day and night, worn far from the celestial being she once was, while Luke idles in the fields.

Seeing her chance, the cow lectures Luke on male virtue, warning that people from the Heavenly Palace will one day come for Aurora and that a badly treated fairy will leave without looking back. Luke panics, snatches the child, pours coffee, and tries to cook, only to burn the meal, while Aurora weeps and clings to her chores.

The cow keeps pushing Luke toward every task, certain that a man who does nothing will lose the fairy forever.