Chapter 2The Pervert Perk

Aaaaaah! This stupid system! I was only thinking it, I didn't want to say it!

Visibly, Kaelen tucked his feet back under his robes.

The next second, he roared: "Tear her limb from limb!"

I lunged and hugged his leg. "My Lord! I'm not a spy! I'm here to defect! I'm so sick of those righteous sects! You are handsome, magnificent, and the true ruler of this world!"

Kaelen sneered. "Handsome? You find me handsome when I'm killing people?"

Me: "Ah, no. When you're not wearing clothes."

Kaelen: "..."

Aaaah, this stupid mouth!

Kaelen gripped my chin. "You want to defect? Prove it."

Prove I wasn't with the righteous sects. Easy. I opened my mouth and cursed them, from their ancestors to their descendants. I used every curse word I'd ever learned.

By the end, Kaelen was frowning. Bull-Face patted my shoulder. "Kid, stop. That's too foul. Even I can't listen to this."

But I saved my life. Kaelen said he'd keep me around, so I was thrown into the servants' quarters.

I was so tired, I passed out. When I woke up...

I was a white cat.

Me: "System. Explain."

System: "This is your skill, Host. 'Mutation'."

Mutate... so that's what it meant.

"Wait! Then what's with all those perverted comments?!"

The System was silent for a long time. "Just your personality."

Don't say it.

You're worse than I am.