Chapter 1The Fox and the Crazy Cat Lady

I'm a D-list celebrity.

Yet, because of a video, I accidentally went viral and hit the trending list.

In the video, I was aggressively sniffing a kitten who looked like it had given up on life, laughing maniacally.

"Whose little kitty is this~ Hohohaha~ It turns out it's Mommy's kitty, mua! mua! mua!"

"A cute kitten like you~ mua~ was born to be kissed to death by Mommy~ mua"

Then one day.

Julian Fox, the movie emperor who is seen as cold and noble by outsiders, pinned me against the corner, a pair of fluffy fox ears popping out from his black hair.

"Foxes are also very good to sniff, would you like to consider it?"

Me: ?!!

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I'm trending.

Because of a video.

It started when I was live streaming with fans at home, and forgot to turn off the camera during the break.

So, completely unaware, I performed an inhumane act of aggressive sniffing on my orange cat, Can-Can, in front of the live camera.

While sniffing, I laughed maniacally in a high-pitched voice.

"Whose little kitty is this~ Hohohaha~ It turns out it's Mommy's little Can-Can, mua! mua! mua!"

"You waving your tail in front of Mommy, isn't it just to attract Mommy's attention?..."

"An indecent kitten like you, no one likes you, only Mommy, only Mommy loves you the most, hehehe..."

"Those kittens outside, at this age, are already working in cat cafes to earn cans. You eat mine, live in mine, what's wrong with me kissing you? muamuamua!"

Finally, satisfied, I returned to the camera shamelessly: "Sorry everyone, my cat just pestered me for kisses, delayed a bit of time."

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After the video was uploaded online, it quickly went viral.

Me, a D-list celebrity, stayed on the trending list for a whole night for the first time——

#Susan Destroys Cat# #Susan PUA Master# #Susan Eats Cat# #Susan Cat Virtue Class Principal# #Susan's Laugh#

To be honest, I was quite confused.

For this, I specially went to read netizens' comments under the trending video.

"I personally tested Susan's quotes, they are effective. Just practiced on my cat, now it's wearing an apron cooking for me in the kitchen, afraid I'll send it to work in a cat cafe."

"Told my rebellious son if he doesn't behave I'll send him to Susan for cat virtue training, in a blink of an eye saw him wearing stockings dancing on a pole in front of me, said he wants to keep my heart."

"I just tried laughing like Susan, now I'm at the police station, the Cat Squad sent a cat to arrest me, my cat called the police, said there's a pervert."

Me: ...Ridiculous.

"How could she forget to turn off the camera? Obviously staged, isn't it just wanting to be famous? And so many idiots believed it..."

"Agree with upstairs, just a D-list wanting to be famous deliberately released it to attract attention."

"Am I the only one who thinks her state is very neurotic? Honestly, I suspect she secretly abuses cats privately..."

"Are the people upstairs sick? So disgusting, can think of everything so darkly, starting to hate before she even gets famous?"

"Pretty sister don't mind those idiots, I just like beauties like you who look good but have a sick brain, fan now hahaha..."

"I'm a fan too, but I'm doing it to see more of Can-Can in the future. Its look of having no desires and giving up on life while being kissed by Susan really kills me with laughter hahaha..."

"Although but, am I the only one envious of that cat? Boohoo~ I also want to be kissed by the pretty sister, Susan really hits my aesthetic point..."

"No, upstairs you are not alone..."

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What surprised me even more was that the current top star in the entertainment industry, Julian Fox, actually liked this video and commented below: "Very cute."

Julian's fans were in an uproar, don't know if they were bored or what, followed the vine to find my Twitter.

So the already confused me gained hundreds of thousands more followers.

Me: ?

I silently opened the comment section again.

"Susan on the surface (noble and cold): Men? Not even worthy of carrying my shoes. Privately (rubbing hands and laughing foolishly): Hehehe, Mommy's little Can-Can. Boohoo~ Who understands this contrast, sister kills me..."

"Laughing to death hahaha, after reading all of Susan's tweets, I say, brother is right, the cat is really cute, this sister is really crazy too..."

"Agree with upstairs, I will really die of laughter in Susan's Twitter, hahaha..."

"Let's just say, is there a possibility that Julian Fox said Susan is cute (dog head)."

"Can-Can: No one speaks for me?"

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In summary, I seem to be famous.

Finally, I posted a tweet with Can-Can's greasy paw-licking meme.

Caption:

Admit it girl, you have fallen deeply in love with brother.